Funny

Quotations
Lorelai: Ooh, and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Now these erasers are on lithium, so they may seem cheerful but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.
Rory: I’m going home now.
Lorelai: No wait! We’re going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky crazy ways.
-Gilmore Girls (Episode 1.04: The Deer Hunters)

Lorelai: ...liposuction kills, staaay fat.
-Gilmore Girls (Episode 1.04: The Deer Hunters)

Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: So, God is a woman…
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: …and a relative, that’s so cool. I’m gonna totally ask for favors. -Gilmore Girls (Episode 1.18: The Third Lorelai)

Rory: I can't hang out or kick back. I need to find a retarded kid and teach him how to play softball.
-Gilmore Girls (Episode 2.02: Hammers and Veils)

Random Musing
If you didn't know this before, you're probably now aware that for me "funny" = Gilmore Girls. If you have not seen this show, that is what you should devote your summer free time to. Just in case anyone anticipated being dead bored all summer and wanted something fun to do. That is my personal recommendation.

2 Comments

  1. I like Gilmore Girls. Just FYI.

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  2. Whoa. That is super surprising. How did I not know that?

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